Monster Burger: 24/7 Demon Mart 2 is here!

MonsterBurgercoverthumbMonster Burger: 24/7 Demon Mart 2 is finally live! 

(The paperback is for sale now. The ebook arrives May 29.)

Get the ebook: Amazon (Free in Kindle Unlimited) 

Get the paperback: Amazon, Barnes& Noble

One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between YOU and the zombie apocalypse.

It’s business as usual at the 24/7 Demon Mart. Well, not exactly. The beer cave is still the portal to hell, but things haven’t been quite right since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in their bid to unleash hell on earth.

The newly remodeled Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff.

And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He’s had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team), gigantic blood-thirsty hell beasts are real, and that his boss is the devil. Naturally, Lloyd’s reverted to his old, safe habits: living with his parents, playing video games in his room, trying his darndest to be unemployed.

His guardian angel—who lives in a Magic 8-Ball—has had to resort to extreme measures to get Lloyd to show up for work and keep the promises he made to God.

And Lloyd’s definitely got his work cut out for him. When the store’s human customers begin shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything—or anyone—they can get their hands on, it’s clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It’s ground zero for a pending zombie apocalypse.

It’s up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day—again. They just might, if Lloyd can conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. Again. What could go wrong?

Get your copy today!

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One thought on “Monster Burger: 24/7 Demon Mart 2 is here!

  1. Derek Tombrello says:

    I left a review on Amazon, but I just wanted to write you personally and tell you how much I enjoy your “Demon Mart” books. The humor is literally laugh-out-loud good. I can’t wait to read the next installment.

    On a personal note, I wanted to take the time to congratulate you on your remission. Here’s hoping that God isn’t looking to bring you home for a very long, long time 🙂

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