Hello ghouls! I have recorded audio extras for the folks who listen to the 24/7 Demon Mart series audiobook editions. The print and ebook editions contain a behind-the-scenes author's note called, "Book Sausage." Now, they are in audio, narrated by yours truly. Bear in mind, I'm not a professional narrator, but I didn't want y'all … Continue reading Audio extras for the 24/7 Demon Mart series
24/7 Demon Mart Reading Order and Bonus Content
Thank you so so much for reading the 24/7 Demon Mart series! Here is the updated reading order and available bonus content. Click here to sign up for Monsters in your Inbox, my once a month email of all that is horror and comedy. You will receive THREE freebies! Kevin vs the Mothman, Kevin vs … Continue reading 24/7 Demon Mart Reading Order and Bonus Content
(Re)Possessed, 24/7 Demon Mart 4 is here!
(Re) Possessed, 24/7 Demon Mart 4, is here! GET YOURS HERE AMAZON EBOOK: https://amzn.to/3m5lNqC AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOK: https://amzn.to/3QkpQfI AMAZON PAPERBACK: https://amzn.to/391C0dz BARNES & NOBLE PAPERBACK: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bookd-m-guay/1141590285?ean=9798765576038 One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and soul-crushing, world-destroying evil. Or not? A mysterious red door has appeared inside 24/7 Demon Mart, but when … Continue reading (Re)Possessed, 24/7 Demon Mart 4 is here!
Psst. Listen to this podcast. I’m the guest!
I know y'all can't get enough of me, so fellow comedy author Andrew Marc Rowe was gracious enough to interview me on his podcast, Holy Flamingo Poop. We talk about books, like and everything. Check it out here: Holy Flamingo Poop Episode 7
Las Vegas book signing and cocktail hour
Heads up, y'all! The world is opening up, which means I will be slowly venturing out. SLOWLY. So far, I have one event scheduled for 2022, and here are the details! Nov. 18, 2022. Las Vegas. Scott Burtness (Wisconsin Vamp/ Monsters in the Midwest) and I will be signing books at a huge author fair … Continue reading Las Vegas book signing and cocktail hour
On birthdays, kidney cancer, celebration and sadness.
Today marks a big day. It snuck up like any other Sunday, in the whir and hum and blur of daily life. Chores to be done, dishes to be washed, dinners to be made, people to be cared for. Deadlines always pending, appointments, Infusions, specialists, the pandemic curveball of the week. It is easy to … Continue reading On birthdays, kidney cancer, celebration and sadness.
The Christmas 2021 autographed paperback sale
It's time, y'all. I'm doing a very short, very limited Christmas paperback sale. Signed copies: The perfect gift for the horror geek in your life! Interested? Yay! HERE IS THE FINE PRINT:1. This sale is U.S. only. I will not ship internationally at this time. Sucks, I know, but it's so unreliable and expensive right … Continue reading The Christmas 2021 autographed paperback sale
October Event in Ohio!
Hello Ghouls! I just wanted to drop you a quick note to let you know about a very rare occurrence. A D.M. Guay sighting out in the wild, in DAYLIGHT! Wha? Oh yeah. I will be prying myself away from my keyboard long enough to do an in-person appearance. Mwa ha ha ha. Wait. What's … Continue reading October Event in Ohio!
The Angel Trouble & Critters from the Poo Lagoon audiobook.
It's here, y'all! The second 24/7 Demon Mart audiobook. This edition includes Angel Trouble and Critters from the Poo Lagoon. The one and only Todd Haberkorn has returned to bring these stories to life! Get it on Audible! Books included in this audio edition: Check out these Audio Samples! https://videopress.com/v/RM06YWNR?resizeToParent=true&preloadContent=metadata https://videopress.com/v/AR1QXFzB?resizeToParent=true&preloadContent=metadata
My P.O. Box is temporarily offline!
*update* This issue has been resolved and my P.O. Box is up and running again, using the same address! Apparently, when a Post Office suddenly closes its doors, they literally round up all the rented boxes, put them in a wood cabinet, and then wheel them into another post office. You just have to figure … Continue reading My P.O. Box is temporarily offline!